America, you have been fucking up and it’s time you get whipped into shape. Memorize this schedule. I will be accepting select cliente with deposits only.
My schedule is set for below unless you make it worth my while to change it, don’t bother to ask. What does “worth my while” mean? Pay for travel, accommodations, session and just be a fucking gentleman.
Santa Fe – July 9
Oklahoma City – July 10
Memphis – July 11
Atlanta – July 12-13
Savannah – July 14
Nashville – July 15-16
Pittsburgh – July 17
NYC – July 18
Boston – July 19
NYC/CT – July 20
Cape May – July TBD
Philly – July 21-23 TBD
NYC/CT – July 24
NYC – July TBD
Ithaca – July 28
NYC – August TBD
Ithaca – August 1-5
Columbus – August 6
St. Louis – August 7
Denver – August 8-9
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